I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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