This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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