you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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