My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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