dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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