just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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