i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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