He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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