you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Never underestimate the power of titties
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
