Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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