Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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