So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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