No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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