So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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