After last night, I could never be a politician.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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