She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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