is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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