nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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