For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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