road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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