i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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