i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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