the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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