Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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