They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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