p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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