U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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