D3 body, D1 cock
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
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do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You pole danced in your parka.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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