yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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