Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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