If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We just shotgunned beers for America
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Drake has all the answers
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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