I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I understand Curling. That high.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
And then he peed in my hair
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