My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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