watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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