Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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