I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
there's paper in my vomit.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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