dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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