Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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