one might say we're banned from that church
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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