Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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