You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
