She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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