Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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