THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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