To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
There r osticjed everywhere
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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