Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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