Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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