i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
