ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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