yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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