Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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