You can't special order awesome
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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