hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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