Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Dear god my vagina.
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